hello dosto yeh meri ist story hay is ley kohi ghalti ho tu mafi chata hoon. mera name nasir hay main lahore main rehta hoon meri family main main nasir 21 saal ka hoon meri teen sisters hain , sab se bari baji ka name anum baji hay un ki age 26 saal hay , us key bad madhia baji hain un ke age 23 sal hay , un key bad main hoon
nasir age 21 sal aur phir last main saba hay us ke age 19 sal hay. mujeh pehle sex key barey main kuch ziyada maloom nahin ta muger college jane key bad aur comp per sexy stories perney key bad aur kuch films dekney key bad mujey sex ka shooq hoya , ab main sex key barety main sab kuch janta hoon muger kabhi kisi se sex nahin
kitya , main sex key ley bhut bokka hoon , mera interest meri bhenon main tub hoya jab main ney incent stories perin ,tub sey main apni bheno ko dekta aur un key naam per muth legata ,meri sab bheney koobsurat hain aur intha kei suffeed hain kohi bi un ko dekh ker un ko chodney ko kerey.kher main ab app ko apni stori sunata hoon key
kis tarha main ney apni tenno bheno ko choda aur sex kiya . main ney sab sey phley apni demiyan baji madhia baji ko choda phir apni choti bhen saba ko aur phir anum baji ko choda.

madhia baji ko main bbhut piyar kerta hoon un ki age 23 saal hain do saal brey honey ki wajah sey main un ko madu baji kehta hoon madu baji bhut white colour ki hain un ki body uf ***** kiya cheez hay kohi bi un ko dekh ker mer metey.meri gher main sirf un ki sath hi gamti ti .

madu ney bsc kiya haya ta aur final year main ti aur vacations ti .baji gher main hi ti aur gher ki kaam kerti ti hum log katey pheti gherhani sey hain is ley ***** ka diy a sab kyuch hay. kher madu baji kafi muj sey achi ti un ka jism kiya zaberdast ta.wo bhut sunder ti .main un ko didi bi kah kerta ta .didi muj per bhut mherban ti.

lahore main germi key karan mari bheny gher main dopatta nahion kerti ti is wajah sey mujeh gher main boobs aur bhenao ki gand aur un ka jism dekney ka maoq khoob milta .anum baji docter hain aur abhi hi job start ki hay madu baji aj kal gher per hotiu hain aur saba apney fsc key exam ki prep kerti hay is waja h sey main ney
sab sey phley madu didi sey sex kiya. ab meri stori shru hoti hay main aur didi gher main hi hotey ti ammi school teacher hain aur abu mulazmut kertey hain main bi bsc main hoon aur gher per hi hota hoon gher main ajj kal main madu didi aur saba hotey hain .main din ber comp per sexy movies aur sexy kahanin perta hoon .madu baji ko
main khoob dekta ta aur un sey karreeb rehta wo dopata nahin kerti ti is wajah sey main un ke boobs aur un ka jasim dekta rehta didi mujeh masoom samjti tin, is ley merey mazey tey.didi gher main kam kerti tu main un ka hath bata aur un ko kam kerta dekh ker mazey leta main didi per bhut khuwar ho chuka ta aur un ko chona chata ta
muger mujey der bi legta ta kher meri didi zara sei moti ti muger unhon ney khud ko maintain kiya hoya ta un key boobs bhut barey tey aur bhut whiite tey un ki gand tu zabardast ti didi ki thigs tu kiya kamal tee. main her time per un ki hidmat kerta aur un ko khush rekta is ley didi muj sey bhut piya kerti tee aur muj pe trust bi
kerti tee.main bi didi ko bhut chata ta aur un ka her tera sey khyal rakta ta aur un key ziyada kareeb rehta.

hamara gher main five rooms hain eik mera , eik bari baji (anum) ka eik madu didi ka , eik ammi abu ka aur eik guest room ta aur eik kitchen ta. saba bari baji key sath rehti ti un key room main. madu didi ko gher key kaam aur gher key mhumlat main dilchupi ti aur wo gher ki incharge tee. is ley main un ko help bi kerta ta eik din asey haya key gher main kohi nahin ta main aur didi tey didi kaam ker rahi tee aur main comp per sexy movie dekh raha ta aur sath main apna lun ko reger raha ta mara lun 8'5" hay kyoon key meri height bi 6' feet hay .main apney lun sey khel raha ta ki didi ney mujey awaz di main der giya aur forran film band ker key didi ki tarf giya didi kuch bazar sey munwana chati ti kher main ney pasey leyey aur chal giya aur sooda ley aya .wapis aya tu light nahin ti aur didi germi ki wajh sey pasenay main naha chuiki tee.aur un key kaprey pasenay ki wajh sey gheley ho chukey tey aur un main sey didi ka jisn nazar aa raha ta didi nay bra nahin pheni hoye ti jis sey un
key boobs bi nazar aaa rhey tey.main tu didi key boobs dkhney shro ker diya.didi ko bhut ghusa aya hoya ta aur didi germi ki wajha sey bhut tang ti .kher main der sey apney room main aya aur bath room main nahney laga key didi merey room main aa gein aur shur karney lagin main jaldi sey naha ker pent phen ker bahir aya main ney shirt
nahin pheni kher jab main bahir aya tu didi key hath main un key kaprey ti aur wo ghusey main ti main ney un sey poocha ke kiya bat hauya tu didi ney kaha mujeh germi ayi hoye hay aur main apney room main nahaney geyi tu wahan ka nal hi kharab hay tu main ney kha ki app bari baji ya amm key room main nha lain tu wo boli ki wo pora
section main pani nahin aa rha hay .main ney kah app mery bath main naha lain. tu didi ney kaha tabhi tu ayi hoon didi kafi hossey main tee aur bath room main chali gein aur door lock ker diya. ander janey key 5 min bad didi ki cheekh ki awaz aye aur didi rooney lagin aur mujeh ko awaz di main foran door key pass giya aur pocha key kiya hoya hay tu ander sey awaz ayi ki nasir main gir gei hoon. main samj giya key main jaldi sey ju bahir aya ta tu main ney farash sey shampoo aur saban ki jahg ko saff nahin kiya aur didi ka paoon pheslnay ke waj sey gir gein hain.main ney didi sey kaha app hosla rakhin .didi bhut zoor sey roo rhei tinaur cheekh rhi ti. main ney
didi sey kaha key app door kohlein tu wo bolin ki muj sey nahin utta ja raha hay main ney kaha himmat kerin . didi ney kaha mujey bhut choot ayi hay main nhin utt sakti hoon . didi dard sey roo rehi ti aur chala rahi tin.

main ab pareshan ho giya aur socha key ab kiya karoon kher main ney door ko kholney ki khossih ki muger na khula tu main ney door ki key talash ki aur wo mil gi .jasei hi main ney door khola main hiran reh giya . meri didi farsh per bilkul nangi peri hain aur choot ke wajh sey roo rhei hain aur khud ko muj sey chupaney ki kooshish ker rahi hain .jase hi main under dakhil hoya didi ney mujeh kaha nasir main ney kaprey nahin phney hain.didi ney jasey hi kaprey uttarey ti aur wo jasey hi bathroom main chalin ho gin wo gir gei hoon gi. aur didi ko choot itni sakt ayi ti ki woh ut bi nahin sakti ti.lekin main ney jasey hi didi ka nanga jism dkhe tu main hiran reh giya .zindge main phlei bar kisi lerki ko nanga dekha ta aur wo bi apni sagi bhen ka
jism jo kisi whorr sey kamm nahion ta maera tu dill cha raha ta ki abhi didi ko yahin chod doon .didi key boobs itney white ti ki bas aur itney barey tey ki dill kerta ta ke abhi munh main leh loon aur itna chosson ki bas.

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• BV ne Radio chalaya to commentary aa rahi thee “Hog, the bowler –  a square leg, a short leg,  a long leg and a fine leg”. Cricket se na-waqif BV ne shohar se poocha: “yeh itni tangon (legs) wala kon sa bowler hai?”.
• Aik cheeni aur aik pakistani chand per gay., cheeni ne kaha woh dekho ‘china wall’, pakistani bola: woh china wall nahin, bulke pakistan main CNG ki line lagi howee hai.
• Mareez: “mujhe ajeeb o ghareeb bemari ho gai hai”, Dr.: “woh keya?”, Mareez: “jab bv bolti hai tu mujhe sunai nahin deta”, Dr.: “yeh bemari nahin balke Khuda ki khas rehmat hai”.
• Aik molvi bas main safar kar raha tha, agli seat per aik aurat ka bacha ro raha tha aur woh bar bar apne bachay ko keh rehi thee khamosh ho jao, nahin to sara halwa molvi sahib ko de don gee. Jab aurat ne chothi martaba yeh kaha tu molvi sb boley: “abb jaldi faisala kar bhi lo, main tumhari wajah se 4 stop aagay aa geya hon”.
• Udhaar/qarz sirf 80 aur 90 saal ke logon ke leye hai, aur woh bhi un k waledain (parents) ke kehne per mil sakta hai!
• Aik aurat ki molvi sahib se takar ho gai, aurat: ” sharm nahin aati dahri rakh kar takrain marte ho”, molv sahib: “yeh dari hai, brakain nahin”
• Teacher: “2 main se 2 nikalo, tu baqi keya bacha?”, student: “hum  ko sawal samjh nahin aya”, teacher: “tumharay pass 2 rotiyan theen, tum ne unko kha leya, abb baqi keya bacha?”, student: “salan”
• Aik desi banda pehli bar jahaz per safar karne laga, jaise hi jahaz ne take-off keya aur agla  tyre hawa main boland howa tu woh shaks shor machanay laga ” hum pehle hi dara howa hai, aur tum one-wheeling karta hai”
• Larka: “main pee kar nahin behakta, lakin usay dekh kar behek jata hon”, peechey se maan ki awaz ayee: “kameene sharab haram hai, aur woh haram-zadi”
• Ustad: ” ‘main khoobsoorat hon’, yeh kon sa segha hai?”, student: “mazi”, ustad: “woh kaise?”, student: ” aapki khoobsoorti ka zamana guzar chukka hai”
• Qehqaha (laughter) behtreen dawai hai, lakin agar koi beghair kisi wajah ke qehqaha laga raha ho tu ussy dawai ki zaroorat hai
• Aurton (ladies) ki umar mardon se lambi kiun hoti hai??.. q k shopping karne se kisi ko heart attack nahin hota, bill ada karne se ho sakta hai

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